Jokes 1

These are some conversations jokes I have read or heard before some from online and in person.

  • Joke 1

Person 1: “Why was six afraid of seven?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because seven was a registered six offender”
Person 2: “Bwahhaha! What?”





  • Joke 2

 “So two sheep walk into a bar. The bartender asked them their order. “What are you having?” He says and the first sheep says “Maaaaa!” The second sheep turns and says to the first sheep. “We are in America! We say Baaaa! Not Maaa! What are you a Canadian?”

  • Joke 3

So two fish were placed in a fish tank and one of the fish starts to scream and splash. “Help! Help!” So the second fish turns to the first fish and asked. “What? What is the problem?” The second paused and answered. “Am drowning!” The second fish stared, opened his mouth and said. “You are a fish. You can swim.” And the first fish said. “I know but I was hoping the humans didn’t know that.”

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